The Dish of Death
A recipe for culinary catastrophe.
1 cup of Fear
1/2 cup of Loathing
1/4 cup of Desperation
A pinch of Hopelessness
- Combine all ingredients in a large bowl and mix until you feel like giving up.
- Pour the mixture into a pit and serve.
- Enjoy the look of horror on your friends' faces as they taste the dish.
Warning: This recipe is not suitable for the faint of heart or those with a sense of humor.