Welcome to the most exclusive, most opulent, most utterly useless lunar habitat in the galaxy.
Here, you can experience the thrill of living in a giant metal box in the sky, with a 360-degree view of the moon's surface.
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But don't just take our word for it! Read what our satisfied tenants have to say:
“It's like living in a giant space-age hamster wheel, but with more dust and fewer hamsters.” – Bubbles O'Malley
“I never knew I could get used to the taste of freeze-dried everything. Who needs fresh food, anyway?” – Steve McSpaceFace
Want to learn more about our amenities? Click below to visit our Asteroid Garden or our Zero-Gravity Toilet pages.
Q: Is it really worth living in a giant metal box in the sky?
A: Absolutely not. But hey, at least the views are nice.
Q: Can I bring my pet rock from Earth?
A: Only if it's a rock.
Q: Will I get bored in space?
A: You'll be the first.
Q: Can I watch Netflix in space?
A: Only on our exclusive lunar streaming service, "Lunarflix." It's free with your lease.
Q: Is it true I can see my ex from here?
A: Only if your ex has installed a lunar tracking beacon on their space-suit. Don't ask how we know.
Get in on the ground floor (or in this case, the lunar surface)! Apply now to become one of the most exclusive residents in the galaxy!
Fill out our application form, and don't forget to attach your resume, your favorite hobby, and a signed copy of your ex's phone number (just in case).
Apply Now! (Please include a self-addressed, stamped envelope... or just send your application via carrier pigeon.)