Submit Your Sock Puppet Horror Story
Are you a brave soul with a taste for the macabre? Do you dare to submit your most terrifying tale of a sock puppet gone rogue?
We want to see it all! Your most terrifying tale of a sock puppet that's just a little too real, a little too alive, and a little too... unhinged.
Submission Guidelines:
We'll accept any submission that meets our strict criteria of:
- Must be about a sock puppet that's at least 10 inches tall
- Must be at least 50% more terrifying than a clown in a bad mood
- Must be submitted with a clear, concise, and grammatically correct explanation of why it's terrifying