Submit Your Sock Puppet Horror Story

Are you a brave soul with a taste for the macabre? Do you dare to submit your most terrifying tale of a sock puppet gone rogue?

We want to see it all! Your most terrifying tale of a sock puppet that's just a little too real, a little too alive, and a little too... unhinged.

Submission Guidelines:

We'll accept any submission that meets our strict criteria of:

• Must be about a sock puppet that's at least 10 inches tall
• Must be at least 50% more terrifying than a clown in a bad mood
• Must be submitted with a clear, concise, and grammatically correct explanation of why it's terrifying

Submission Form:

Tell us your terrifying tale: <label for="why">Why is this terrifying:</label> <textarea id="why" name="why" rows="5" cols="30" /> <input type="submit" value="Submit for the love of all things unhinged!" /> </form> <h2>View Other Submissions:</h2> <ul> <li><a href="/submissions/sock-puppet-horror/other/submit-1">Submit 1: "The Sock Puppet of Doom"</a></li> <li><a href="/submissions/sock-puppet-horror/other/submit-2">Submit 2: "The Sock Puppet of the Damned"</a></li> </ul> </div> </body> </html>