GRUMPY CAT PROPHESIES YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC

You know what? I just got a prophetsy message from Grumpy Cat. Apparently, your musical tastes are as questionable as the time I had prophetsed the meaning of life with a chicken nugget.

Here's what I think:

Why do you insist on listening to this garbage?
Don't you know that most of your favorite songs are overplayed and overrated?

Anyway, Grumpy Cat says you should stick to listening to cat videos. They're the real music of the future, folks.

Stay grumpy, stay informed, stay subscribed to our prophetsy letter for more Grumpy Cat-approved content!

P.S. Don't @ me, human. Grumpy Cat's word is law.

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