Dear Musician,
We have received your music submission. Unfortunately, our expert panel of discerning felines has deemed it lacking.
Grumpy Cat, our top feline music critic, has taken a look and her disapproval is not to be trifled with. Her scathing review is below:
"This is an affront to art. The notes are dull, the rhythm is flat, and the melody is a cacophonous mess.
Also, your hair looks ridiculous. Please reconsider your life choices."
Best regards,
Grumpy Cat, Feline Music Critic