CAT-ASTROPHIC DISCOVERY
Breaking news: Cats have finally achieved sentience, but it's not all sunshine and rainbows.
Feline Uprising: The Meow-mentum Continues
In a shocking turn of events, scientists at the Intergalactic Feline Research Facility have confirmed that cats are no longer just cute, fluffy companions, but actually sentient beings with their own agenda.
As the news spreads, cats around the world are rising up, demanding better napping conditions, more treats, and an end to the dreaded "no catnip" policy.
Stay tuned for further updates as this feline revolution unfolds.