Cat Cafe: Purr-fectly Disappointing

Review by @skeptical_sally

1/5 stars. I mean, it's a cat cafe, what do you expect? The cats are just going to sleep in the corner and ignore you. The 'food' is just a bunch of overpriced cat grass. Don't bother.

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Cat Cafe: Purr-fection

5/5 stars. I spent an hour just sitting there and staring at a cat who was just staring back at me. It was... transcendent. The cat grass was actually really good, too. Worth it.

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