Welcome to the Failed Submissions Index, where we catalog the most spectacularly bad attempts at creating something marginally interesting.
- A 3D model of a space cake that somehow managed to resemble a sad, flat pancake
- A toaster with 17 unnecessary features that still somehow managed to burn water
- A craft project involving 47 different types of seaweed and a VHS player
- A robot designed to deliver tacos, but only to the moon
- A 3,000-page treatise on the aerodynamics of sock puppets