Welcome to the Lost and Found of Utensil-related Disasters
You've managed to lose your favorite utensil in the depths of our city's kitchen sink. Don't worry, it's not the end of the world (yet). We've compiled a list of possible explanations for this travesty.
Top 5 Reasons for the Utensil Vanishing Act:
It got sucked up by the dishwasher of Doom.
Someone ate it. We're not naming names, but we're pretty sure it was Steve.
The kitchen sink has been secretly training for the Olympics and didn't need the extra weight.
The utensil has joined a secret society of kitchen objects who've had it up to here (Learn more).