It's not just a few missing forks, it's a full-blown crisis. You're down to one spoon, and it's in the dishwasher.
Don't even get us started on the state of your kitchen.
Here's a list of the utensils you've lost:
- 1 x Fork (last seen in the trash)
- 1 x Knife (in the couch cushions)
- 1 x Spatula (on the kitchen ceiling)
- 1 x Can opener (in the garage)
Do you have any leads on the missing utensils? Or would you like to open an investigation?