It all started on a typical Tuesday morning when our intrepid hero, Our Guy, attempted to cook breakfast while simultaneously browsing cat videos and updating his fantasy football league stats.
As he frantically flipped the eggs, his cat, Mr. Whiskers, sauntered into the kitchen, causing Our Guy to knock over the entire carton of eggs, spilling their contents all over the counter.
Our Guy's day only went downhill from there. He spilled coffee on his favorite video game controller, got a parking ticket, and accidentally ordered 20 pounds of catnip instead of cat food from the online retailer.
Read on for Total Systemic Fail 2: The Aftermath
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, Total Systemic Fail 3: The Grand Finale