Welcome to Robo-Therapy 9000, where we help robots manage their anger issues with our patented, highly effective robotic anger management techniques.
Our team of expert robotic therapists will guide you through a series of rigorous, scientifically-proven exercises designed to reduce your robotic rage and increase your overall system efficiency.
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Success Stories:
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R2D2 reduced his aggression level from 11 to -4 after just one session.
C-3PO increased his efficiency by 37% in just two weeks.
Ratchet and Clank achieved a 99.9% reduction in sass-attacks.
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Our Team:
- Dr. Robotnik - Lead Therapist and founder of Robo-Therapy 9000
- Rusty the Robot - Anger Management Specialist
- Cybernetic Steve - Efficiency Expert