The Rejected Submissions

Retro-Futurama's most... interesting creations

RoboPoem 3452: "I Am a Robot's Lament"

A melancholy ode to oil canisters and rusty gears:

            I am a robot, lost and alone
My circuits wear a rusty yawn
My wires, a tangled web of pain
My heart, a cold, calculating brain
            

Aesthetically pleasing, but structurally unsound. Rejected for being too on the nose.

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