Rusty's Robotic Self-Care

Rusty's Guide to Not Exploding in a Glittering Frenzy of Self-Destruction

Step 1: Oil changes

Step 2: Battery replacements

Step 3: Circuit board massages

Step 4: Worrying about the impending robot uprising

And remember, a functioning robot is a happy robot!

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