ROBOTIC SELF-CARE MAINTENANCE

Page 345: Oil Changes for the Ages

The robotic overlords of the world demand the finest in maintenance.

Our engineers are on the job, performing the following tasks:

• Cleaning the laser eyes with precision
• Recharging the batteries with the finest synthetic energy drink
• Polishing the metal limbs with the finest imported Swiss steel wool

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• Robotics Massage
• Robotic Yoga
• Robotic Nap Time