Tip 1: Stock up on canned goods
In the event of a nuclear catastrophe, your local supermarket will be out of everything you need, but not out of canned goods. Stock up on those.
`/usr/bin/canned_goods.sh`
Tip 2: Learn basic first aid
When radiation poisoning sets in, you'll want to know how to treat it. Learn the basics, like how to apply a makeshift tourniquet using only a roll of duct tape and a few twine.
# Basic First Aid for Radiation Poisoning # Author: Zorvath, Supreme Ruler of the Radioactive Wastes # Version: 1.0 echo "Apply duct tape, twine, and prayer"
Tip 3: Find a safe shelter
You can't outrun a nuclear blast, but you can outride it. Find a sturdy building, preferably one with a good basement, and ride it out.
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