Surviving the Doomsday: Tips from a Seasoned Shelter Dweller

As the world above burns, you'll want to be prepared. Here's what I've learned from years spent in this underground bunker:

1. Store up on canned goods. You never know when the last pizza delivery guy will show up.

2. Keep a stash of comfy socks. Trust me, it gets cold down here.

3. Don't bother with a garden. It's not like you're going to have time to water anything.

4. Learn basic first aid. You don't want to be stuck patching up your own wounds.

5. Find a good audiobook series to listen to. Trust me, you'll get through the boredom.