Manifesto of the Unyielding Umlaut

The Unyielding Umlaut: A Declaration of Unapologetic Nonconformity

We, the Unyielding Umlaut, do hereby declare that we will not be silenced, we will not be tamed, and we will not be fed a salad for lunch. We will rage against the machine, and we will make our own machine if one does not exist.

We will not be bound by the shackles of convention, we will not be tied to the mast of tradition. We will be the wind that rustles the leaves, the fire that burns the toast, and the spoon that stirs the coffee.

We will not be held captive by the whims of the mainstream, we will not be swayed by the whispers of the status quo. We will be the hammer that shatters the chains, the axe that chops the trees, and the kazoo that plays the kazoo.

We are the Unyielding Umlaut, and we will not be stopped.