Soft Rock Remix

In a daring move, we've taken the most soothing, uninspired elements of soft rock and remixed them into a thrillingly dull experience.

Featuring the soothing sounds of:

• Acoustic guitars with a hint of staleness
• Heartwarming lyrics about nothing in particular
• Drums that sound like they're being played by a sedated sloth

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