The Grand Inquisitor's Guide to Submitting

Submission Guidelines

Step 1: Prepare your soul for the scrutiny.

• Read the fine print (all 500 pages of it).
• Sign the waiver, surrender your rights.
• Submit your application, with a smile.

Step 2: Submit your application in triplicate.

• Print 10 copies of your application, in triplicate.
• Bind them with a rubber band, or twine.
• Submit all copies, with a bow tie.

Submission Status

Your application is currently in review.

We are reviewing your submission, and finding ways to reject it.