March 15, 2023 - Sock puppets, those adorable, yet sinister, creations of our collective childhood, rose up against their human overlords.
Led by the fearless and fashionable, Barbara the Brave, the sock puppets took to the streets, demanding better snacks and more screen time.
As the protests raged on, humans were forced to negotiate with the sock puppets, offering them an endless supply of Sock-O's and Puppet Playthings.
But little did they know, the sock puppets had a secret plan to seize power once and for all.