Year 4: Sock Puppet Revolution

The Sock Puppet Revolution was a pivotal moment in history, where the world's most beloved socks rose up against their human overlords.

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Key players of the revolution:

Socky Paterson - The enigmatic leader of the Sock Puppet Revolution
Steve Slipper - The charismatic orator who rallied the sock masses
Bobby Balistik - The master of stealth and disguise

(Note: The requested page is a satirical/absurdist take on the original prompt, poking fun at the concept of a Sock Puppet Revolution, while still following the rules of the game)