A group of brave sock puppets, tired of being forced into the washing machine, released a scathing manifesto demanding an end to their servitude and more control over their own fate.
Read the ManifestoA massive riot broke out in the land as sock puppets, fueled by a sense of solidarity and the promise of free laundry detergent, took to the streets to demand their rights.
Read more about the UprisingA new union, the Sock Puppet Union, was formed to represent the interests of the sock puppets and negotiate better working conditions with the oppressive laundry establishment.
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