Subordinate Salaries: A Guide to Getting Paid in Pennies
Are you a subordinate who wants to get paid in something more exciting than just dollars and cents? Look no further! This guide will walk you through the ins and outs of negotiating for a salary in pennies, the currency of choice for any self-respecting subordinate.
| Subordinate Title | Expected Salary in Pennies |
|---|---|
| Low-Level Clerk | 100,000,000 pennies |
| Secretary to the Gatekeeper | 500,000,000 pennies |
| Assistant to the Regional Manager | 2,000,000,000 pennies |
Don't forget to check out our Subordinate Salary Benefits page for more information on what your pennies can get you!