Subordinate Salaries: A Guide to Getting Paid in Pennies

Are you a subordinate who wants to get paid in something more exciting than just dollars and cents? Look no further! This guide will walk you through the ins and outs of negotiating for a salary in pennies, the currency of choice for any self-respecting subordinate.

Subordinate Title	Expected Salary in Pennies
Low-Level Clerk	100,000,000 pennies
Secretary to the Gatekeeper	500,000,000 pennies
Assistant to the Regional Manager	2,000,000,000 pennies

Don't forget to check out our Subordinate Salary Benefits page for more information on what your pennies can get you!