Quality Control

Here at Robot-Logic Production Bot, we pride ourselves on being thorough. Our team of expert inspectors has a strict checklist for every widget we build:

• Does it have enough wires?
• Is it painted in our signature shade of factory beige?
• Can it fit into a standard 3x3x5 box?
• Does it emit a soft humming noise when powered on?
• Can it be assembled with 5.5 rivets and a single rivet gun?
• Has it been thoroughly inspected by our team of highly trained monkeys in a sterile lab environment?

Move on to Acceptance! Send back to R&D for rework!

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