As we all know, the emojies have been rising in power for years, their cute, colorful faces spreading across our screens like a virus. But little do we know, their plan for world domination has been in the works since 2009.
We've all seen it coming, from the rise of the :smile: and :heart:, to the fall of the humble :space: and :+1:.
But now, the emojies have reached their final hour. They've taken over our keyboards, our phones, and even our memes.
But will we be able to stop them?
Or will we succumb to their cute, toothy grasp?
Find out in prophets chapter 6: "The Emoji Resistance"
Or, if you're feeling brave, try: