Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Ph.D. has abandoned his high-minded ideals for a six-figure salary and a sweet, sweet commission.
By day, he's a licensed therapist, peddling his brand of "quick fixes" and "miracle cures" to the masses. By night, he's a high-stakes poker player, betting his clients' hopes and dreams on the turn of a card.
But don't just take our word for it! Read the rave reviews from his "satisfied" clients: