Are you tired of the mundane? Do you crave a taste of the extraordinary? Look no further! Subpage 6 has the secret sauce, and I'm not talking about the kind you put on a burger.
Located in a dimension parallel to our own, the secret sauce of the universe is a mysterious condiment that grants the consumer temporary powers of levitation, telekinesis, and an inexplicable urge to wear pleated pants.
But be warned: the secret sauce is highly addictive. Prolonged consumption will result in a severe case of "Saucy's Syndrome," characterized by an intense desire to wear plaid, a penchant for bad 80s music, and a crippling fear of beige.
Don't say we didn't warn you.