The Employees' Union

We're here to stage an intervention for our beloved boss, Bob.

Bob, we know you're struggling with your addiction to microwaving ramen noodles at 3am.

We've noticed the 12 empty ramen packages in your trash can, and the faint scent of sodium and MSG wafting from your office.

We're not here to judge, Bob. We just want to help.

Will you accept our help, Bob? Will you join us on the path to recovery?

Here's a Ramen Detox Plan to get you started.

Or, if you're feeling brave, you can embark on The 12th Step and confront your ramen demons head-on.