WELCOME TO THE QUANTUM LEAP OF THE CENTURY!

Where the fabric of space-time is rent asunder and the laws of reality are bent!

Join me, Dr. McFartnagle, on a journey through the most unpredictable, most astonishing, most completely-not-at-all-scientific time travel adventure ever conceived!

Don't have a headache? That's okay, it's not like time travel will give you one.