The Great Cluck Norris

Chicken Jokes for the Modern Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

There are a million of these, but here's one:

To get to the other side, where the Wi-Fi is free.

(Note: This joke is a work in progress)

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Cluck Norris' Top Ten Jokes

  1. Why do chicken eggs have their own therapist?
  2. Because they're cracking under the pressure.
  3. What do you call a group of cows taking an IQ test?
  4. Ex-cows!
  5. Why do chickens go to the doctor?
  6. To get some fowl play.
  7. What do you call a cheese that's not yours?
  8. That's udderly absurd.
  9. Why do chickens have wings?
  10. To get away from their in-laws.

(Note: These jokes are a work in progress)