Completely Worthless Jokes

Here's some jokes that are so bad, you'll wonder why you even bothered.

Why is a chicken like a chicken?

Because it has a beak!
Because it's egg-cellent!
Because it's fowl play!
Because it's a real egghead!

Why is a sock like a sock?

Because it's on your foot!
Because it's got a hole lot of problems!
Because it's a sole-ful joke!
Because it's the one that got away!

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