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Welcome to the most unnecessarily complicated social club in the multiverse. If you're here, you're already part of it.

Our motto: "We're not really doing anything, but if you join, you'll probably figure out why."

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Membership Requirements

1. Be able to tolerate an infinite loop of existential dread.

2. Possess a strong sense of irony, but not actually be ironic.

3. Be prepared to spend at least 2 hours a day staring at a blank wall, contemplating the meaninglessness of life.

4. Be able to type "I'm not sure" in 17 different ways in 5 minutes.

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