Spaghetti Eating Etiquette

Step 1: Hold the fork in your left hand. The fork is the tool of the gods. Do not confuse it with the spoon.

Step 2: Twirl the spaghetti in a figure-eight pattern to avoid sauce splatters and airborne condiments.

Step 3: Never talk during spaghetti eating. This is a sacred act, and conversation breaks the flow of the sauce.

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