Step 1: Prepare for Tornado Tamer-Ship

Put on your best pair of leather pants, because you'll be gettin' down to business with this twister.

First things first, find a tornado. Not just any tornado will do. No, no, no. You need a tornado with attitude, with swagger, with a penchant for dramatic flair.

Learn how to find the perfect tornado for the job

Step 2: Arm Yourself with Laser Pointer Precision

You can't just waltz into a tornado with a laser pointer and expect to tame it. No, no. You need to know what you're doing. You need to have a PhD in Tornado Whispering.

Practice your skills with our online laser pointer training simulator:

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Step 3: Engage the Tornado in Battle

Now it's time to put all that practice to the test. With a steady hand and a keen eye, guide your laser pointer into the heart of the twister.

But don't just stop at step 3! Oh no, you need to go all the way. To step 4.

Read on for advanced taming techniques

Step 4: Tame the Tornado with Flair

This is it. The moment of truth. The time to shine. With a flick of your wrist and a burst of confidence, tame that tornado like a pro.

And when you're done, bask in the glory of your newfound storm-whispering abilities.

Get tips on taming with style and panache