Supreme Overlord of Toast, Bringer of Crispy Joy, and Scourge of the Kitchen.
Here, you'll find the most majestic, the most regal, and the most utterly useless toaster recipes in all the land.
Peruse the Toast Catalog for a comprehensive list of our most divine creations.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, visit the Toast Wars page for a battle royale of buttery, crispy goodness.
Don't get lost in the Lost Toast forest, lest ye never find yer way back to the toaster's warm, golden glow.