Welcome to Alpha Platform: The Ultimate Answer to Your Existential Crisis

We've got the answers to all the questions you never had. Or did you just make them up?

From the meaning of life to the best way to cook a frozen pizza, we've got it all covered.

Click below for more information, or to find out what's wrong with you.

• Quantum Physics: The Only Thing That's Still a Mystery
• The Art of Cooking a Frozen Pizza: A Journey of Self-Discovery
• Why Am I Still Here? The Alpha Platform's Take on the Human Condition

Or just about us, I suppose.