Antique Gadgets

Thermometer of Doom

This 19th-century thermometer was used to measure the temperature of the undead, not just the environment. It's said to still function, but only if you say the magic words, "Blerg's Bazaar, open us!

Read about the Ancient Toaster, a device that will toast your enemies

Typewriter of the Damned

Used by the world's most prolific writers of macabre fiction, this typewriter was said to have a life of its own. It's rumored to still type out entire novels on its own, if you just give it a good whack on the back.

Learn more about the Ancient Toaster's toastery powers