Warning: This is not actually a real guide. In fact, it's not even a real sport. But if you insist on pretending, here's a few tips.
- First, find a ball. Any ball will do, but ideally, it's not a beach ball. Those are too big and have too many netted holes.
- Next, find some friends. Or, you know, a cat. They're always up for a game.
- Now, bounce that ball. Hard. Like, really hard. Until it bounces off the ceiling or breaks a window. That's just part of the fun.