Bob's Tale of Woe

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a man named Bob.

Bob was a master of nothing, an expert in the art of doing absolutely nothing.

He spent his days lounging on the couch, snacking on Cheetos, and watching reruns of "Days of our Lives".

But little did Bob know, his life was about to take a drastic turn.

He received an invitation to attend the most prestigious "Doing the Bare Minimum" conference, where he would learn the ways of extreme laziness.

And so, Bob donned his finest ratty old t-shirt and his most comfortable sweatpants, and off he went.