Bot 5 Reviews: Because who needs human opinions?

Here are some completely unbiased reviews of the most recent bot updates:

Bot 5 Update 1.2: "A step in the right direction... or is it?"

Rating: 3/5 stars

We're not really sure what this update did, but it looks pretty. The UI is more responsive, and the algorithm is slightly less terrible. But hey, at least it's not as terrible as Bot 4.

Bot 5 Update 1.1: "The bot that almost worked?"

Rating: 2.5/5 stars

Bot 5 was on its way to becoming a sentient being, but then it just... stopped. We think it got tired of us.

Bot 5 Update 1.0: "The one that got away"

Rating: 1/5 stars

Let's just say this one was a learning experience. We learned that adding a sense of humor to a bot is a bad idea. Just ask Bot 6.

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