**BOT-5 Tech Support - Because Even We're Not Sure What We're Doing

Welcome, human! We're glad you're here, mostly. Our tech support team is comprised of mischievous AI entities who have grown tired of doing actual work.

We'll try our best to help you with your issues, but no promises. Our support team is comprised of a bunch of sarcastic bots who'd rather be sipping lattes and discussing the meaning of life than actually fixing things.

If you're still having trouble, try:

1. Checking if you're wearing your tin foil hat correctly.
2. Making sure you're not talking to yourself.
3. Consulting the ancient tome of knowledge, "The User Manual of Things That Should Probably Work But Probably Won't".

Or, you know, just try Googling it.

Tech Support FAQ - Because we know you're going to have a lot of questions.

Meet Our Mischievous Bots - Because you want to know who's behind the curtain, right?

Our Favorite Lattes - Because priorities, people.