Welcome, chronoaccelerators! This guide is for you, because let's face it, time travel can be confusing.
Here's a brief primer on the basics of chronoacceleration:
1. Linear Paradoxes can be a real pain. Just remember: every decision creates a new timeline.
2. Don't try to go back and change the past; it's like trying to edit a YouTube video that's already been uploaded.
3. Quantum Pilots are your friends when it comes to navigating complex time streams.
4. Be prepared for Time Bubbles - they're like temporal landmines just waiting to blow.
5. And remember: Chronoconundrums are just a fact of life. Deal with it.
Now, go forth and time travel like the chronoaccelerators you are!
Or, you know, don't.