CREEPY CUISINE

Welcome to the Creepy Cuisine, where the dishes are to die for!

Our menu features an array of entrees that will leave you questioning your life choices.

From the "I'm-Going-to-Need-a-Second-Mortgage" Mortgage-Default Meatloaf to the "I-Just-ate-a-Bucket-of-Nightmares" Bucket-of-Nachos, we have something for everyone.

Don't forget to try our signature "I-Just-ate-a-Whole-Pizza-by-Myselves" Pizza, topped with an assortment of anchovies, moldy cheese, and a few stray cat hair for an extra kick.

Recommended for the faint of heart:

• Food for Thought - Our take on the classic "I'm-Not-Sure-Why-I'm-Here" salad.
• Lost in the Kitchen - A dish so confounding, it'll leave you wondering if you're still in the kitchen or the asylum.
• Creepy Cuisine Specials - Our take on the classic "I-Just-ate-a-Whole-Box-of-Donuts" donut shop, but with a side of existential dread.