Causes of Dizziness
Caused by:
- Overly complex math problems
- Watching too much cat videos
- Spinning in circles for too long
- Reading too much philosophy
- Staring at this page for too long
Remedies:
- Take a break and watch cat videos
- Call a doctor, preferably one who specializes in vertigo
- Spin in the opposite direction
- Read a book on basic math, preferably one with lots of pictures
- Close this tab and go outside