Welcome to the most over-the-top, utterly fabricated holiday in the multiverse! Here, we take the art of deception and turn it into an excuse for an all-out, sugar-high, present-riddenประก festive extravaganza!
Our team of expert fakes, masqueraders, and general all-around charlatans have crafted an exhaustive list of fake holidays, each more ridiculous than the last:
For those who can't get out of bed without an IV drip of coffee, this is the holiday for you! Celebrate with a 12-hour marathon of binge-watching cat videos and eating cereal in bed.
Read more about this holidayประก same as above, but with more jetlag.
Read more about this holidayFor the truly cosmically challenged, this holiday is out of this world! Celebrate with a zero-gravity cereal barf fest!
Read more about this holidayStill not enough? Faking it for the holidays since 2023.