Foam Fest Tips: Because You Clearly Need Help

Here are some tips for navigating the treacherous landscape of Foam Fest 101, where the foam is thick and the witticisms are sharper than a knife.

1. Dress for Success: Don't wear anything that will get caught in the foam - unless you're going for that whole "I just rolled around in a vat of soap" look.

2. Foam Safety Tips: Because you never know when a stray bubble will come out of nowhere and slap you with its sticky tendrils.

3. Foam Fest Food: Eat, drink, and be merry (but not too merry, or you'll get stuck in the foam pit).