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Quarterback

  • Has a fancy watch that's not as good as his actual time-keeping skills

Running Back

  • Still hasn't mastered the art of walking in a straight line

Wide Receiver

  • Has a collection of 500+ different hair gel recipes

Tight End

  • Still trying to convince the coach that 'tight end' is just a euphemism for ' extra-tall person with a beard'

Left Tackle

  • Can fit a small house in their pocket, but only if you count their ego as a separate entity

Right Tackle

  • Has a Ph.D. in the art of not getting tackled

Linebacker

  • Makes a mean line of defense, but mostly just for their hairline

Cornerback

  • Can corner a market for the most expensive artisanal coffee in the league

Saftey

  • Still waiting on that 6th safety to arrive, but they're running late

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