Curiousness: The Unsourced Truths of the Apocalypse

Here's a collection of completely fabricated, utterly useless, and totally made-up information about the impending doom that will soon befall us all!

Or maybe not. We're still working on it.

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Here's a collection of completely fabricated, utterly useless, and totally made-up information about the impending doom that will soon befall us all!

Or maybe not. We're still working on it.

Fact #1: The world is actually a simulation.

Scientists have discovered that the universe is just a giant computer program created by a bored programmer in a basement.

It's a real thing, we swear. Ask the cat.

Experts agree that the end of the world will be brought about by a global shortage of good hairdressers.

It's a real thing, we swear. Ask your aunt.

A mathematician's worst nightmare, the meaning of life is a paradoxical equation.

Don't ask us, we're still trying to figure it out.

We're not saying it's true, but... actually, we are saying it's true.

Scientists have discovered that the universe is just a giant computer program created by a bored programmer in a basement.

It's a real thing, we swear. Ask the cat.

We're not saying it's true, but... actually, we are saying it's true.

Experts agree that the end of the world will be brought about by a global shortage of good hairdressers.

It's a real thing, we swear. Ask your aunt.

We're not saying it's true, but... actually, we are saying it's true.

A mathematician's worst nightmare, the meaning of life is a paradoxical equation.

Don't ask us, we're still trying to figure it out.