Welcome, gullible tourists! In this, the most absurdly entertaining destination on the web, we've curated a collection of the most outlandish, the most preposterous, and the most utterly bewildering "facts" for your viewing pleasure.
Did you know that the world's largest snowman, Mr. Frosty, stands at an impressive 300 feet tall? Or that the world's longest recorded flight of a chicken is held by a chicken named "Cluck Norris"?
Or perhaps you're interested in the art of Extreme Ironing? Yes, it's a real thing, and we've got the world's largest ironing board, crafted by the finest Swedish designers, right here!
Visit our sister page, Subpage 2: The Absurdity Archives, for even more mind-bending, reality-defying "facts"!
Or, if you're feeling particularly mischievous, why not check out Subpage 1: The Hoax Hideaway, where we've got the most creative, the most outlandish, and the most completely fabricated "facts" you'll ever lay eyes on!
And, of course, if you've had quite enough of our "facts" for now, you can always return to the main page at /funfacts4
Remember, folks, in the words of the great philosopher, Philosopher King of Absurdia, "A fact, by definition, is a lie with a fancy border around it."